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Sorry I’m late. The doctor says I’m fine, though.
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You’re supposed to be in disguise.

I am. I’m William Faulkner!
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What?

He’s the Nobel laureate who wrote The Sound and--

I know who Faulkner is.
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We’re supposed to be disguised as tourists.

I’m disguised as William Faulkner on vacation.

And the eyepatch?
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I’m also a pirate.
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Max, you can’t--

YARR!
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Max, you can’t wander around Australia like that. You’ll jeopardize our chances of...
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You know what? If I’m not running this mission, then screw it. Do whatever you want.
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That’s an excellent disguise, Max.

I have been called a Faulknerian idiot man-child.