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Sorry I'm late, Mr. Pierce.
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Max, why are you dressed like that?

That's hist disguise. He's quite proud of it.
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Fine, we can deal with this. I have a plan.
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Does it involve asking your father to solve your problems for you by throwing money at it?

I have a second plan.
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Good evening, sir; welcome to Hotel Cassowary. Wait, aren't you Nobel laureate William Faulkner?

That's right!
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I though you were dead.

Nope!

All right, Mr. Faulkner, enjoy your stay.
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That actually worked? I hate this country so much.
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How is that different form every other thing ever?

Because shut up, that's how.


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