Sturgeon's Law

They're all yours, Pierce.

Thank you, Mr. Draconem.
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I know you both are talented and ambitious; this next mission will utilize all of your skills.

It takes place in an isolated wasteland filled with venomous creatures.
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I'm already very familiar with Caltech.
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No, I'm talking about a former British colony filled with criminals and murderers, where nothing can grow and everything can kill you.
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New Jersey?
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No, Max. The next mission is in--
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Sturgeon Law?

Why would the mission be here?
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I thought we were just listing horrible places to work.
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All of the things growing in the lunchroom fridge discounts this place from his criteria, anyway.

But it's been weeks since they called hazmat.