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There's a troubleshooting group that lost a member about a week ago.
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Oh?

They could probably use an intern until we can hire a replacement.
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Are they interested in social jus--

We’re out of options here. If you want college credit, this is your only choice.
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Oh. All right.
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Are they at least making the world a better place?

Yes, their work is actually quite lucrative.
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That’s not---

Hello, Pierce? This is Hong Tu.

Good morning! What can I do for you?
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I have an intern here who’s looking for a position. Your group has one open, right?
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Going forward, onboarding even inessential personnel would enable us to leverage our present knowledge center touchpoints to proactively grow our business without impacting our organizational DNA.
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Am I in?

I honestly don’t know.
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Let me take you over to Pierce’s group before my phone starts spewing blood.

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