I’m sure that everybody who’s sat through a PowerPoint presentation at work has encountered the Sun Tzu quote at least once — I certainly have. Thomas, though, actually received Helen Keller quotes in a presentation.

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Let's get back on topic.
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For this next mission, we're going to Australia.
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And by "we," you mean Max and me?

As team leader, I'm going as well.
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What the hell for? So we can dispatch enemy forces by making pie charts and leveraging synergy?
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In certain situations, synergy can--
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Oh no, incoming enemy fire! If only we had PowerPoint presentations about innovating solutions!

PowerPoint, when used effectively--
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Make sure to start out your presentation with an inspirational quote from Sun Tzu or Helen Keller! That way people will know you're a deep thinking.
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Enough, Marissa. I'm going, and that's that. Now if we could get back to business, we have a mission.
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("Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him." --Helen Keller)

I may need to double-check that quote.

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