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Can I drive?

You need an Australian driver's license, Max.
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I don't even have a real driver's license.
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Eh, let him drive. It'll keep him busy for awhile. With luck, he might even kill us all.

We can't risk it; there might be police around.
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Come on, this is Australia. The entire country is basically a less hygienic Burning Man.
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That may be true--

It's the Australian Tourism Board's slogan.
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I'm not sure this country has quite figured out how tourism advertising works.