Q: Why is the Golden Dingo award made out of crystal?

A: If you have to ask, you’re not rich enough to understand.

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It’s way too early.

It’s a couple of hours to Cretaceous Park.
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Where’s the intern?

Back in town. I’m having him establish a front there, in case anyone checks our backstories.
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Isn’t our backstory that we’re tourists?

That’s only the first one. There are several layers, in case anyone sees through that one.
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The second is that we’re representatives of a multinational trying to set up a cheap hospital for sad orphans as a tax dodge.
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We had a scheme like that at PierceCorp, and it worked well. It’s also great publicity.
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This year’s Golden Dingo Award for Outstanding Innovation in Orphan Monetization goes to... PierceCorp!
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In the right circles, at least.