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You're making this difficult, Rakesh.

I'm sorry, but I don't want just any position; I want to contribute to some kind of societal improvement.
If you want a job pretending to care about people--

I actually do c--

--then your only options are a kindergarten teacher or a Communist revolutionary.
Either way, keep a bottle of vodka and an icepick in your desk.
What happens now?

I just don't think we can find a place for you in our legal operations, Rakesh.
That's fine; I'm sure I can learn things from people who aren't doing legal work.
And you're fine with that?

Of course. You don't need to be a lawyer to help people.
That's not what I...

Okay, you know what? Let's find you someone to work with before you ask any more questions.