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You're making this difficult, Rakesh.
I'm sorry, but I don't want just any position; I want to contribute to some kind of societal improvement.
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If you want a job pretending to care about people--
I actually do c--
--then your only options are a kindergarten teacher or a Communist revolutionary.
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Either way, keep a bottle of vodka and an icepick in your desk.
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What happens now?
I just don't think we can find a place for you in our legal operations, Rakesh.
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That's fine; I'm sure I can learn things from people who aren't doing legal work.
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And you're fine with that?
Of course. You don't need to be a lawyer to help people.
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That's not what I...
Okay, you know what? Let's find you someone to work with before you ask any more questions.
I'm sorry, but I don't want just any position; I want to contribute to some kind of societal improvement.
---
If you want a job pretending to care about people--
I actually do c--
--then your only options are a kindergarten teacher or a Communist revolutionary.
---
Either way, keep a bottle of vodka and an icepick in your desk.
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What happens now?
I just don't think we can find a place for you in our legal operations, Rakesh.
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That's fine; I'm sure I can learn things from people who aren't doing legal work.
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And you're fine with that?
Of course. You don't need to be a lawyer to help people.
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That's not what I...
Okay, you know what? Let's find you someone to work with before you ask any more questions.
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