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As an intern, you'll be working in the sub-sub-subbasement.

No problem. I care about the work. Not about the size of my office.

Ohhhhh.....kay.
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Your room is down in Annex R.
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And here we are.
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Is this a boiler room?

It is! You get it all to yourself, at least for now.
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The last batch of interns in this office didn't quite work out, so they were fired.
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Upon.
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With lasers.
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I'm just kidding. They left to join some hippie non-profit.

Oh, which one?

The government.