Where is the prisoner?
Him? We let him go; he was just some random idiot.
Definitely an idiot, but not random.
Did he look like this? And was he with a blonde woman in a tank top?
Isn't that William Faulkner?
We did get reports of a woman like that in the parking lot, but...
Dammit! You should have detained them both. It's clear what's going on here.
Of course! William Faulkner disguised himself as a wombat and, with the help of the ghost of Eudora Welty, tried to hack our mainframe and steal our technology for growing dinosaurs!
That would make a good buddy-cop movie.
Are you on drugs, or just stupid?
I'm a 38-year-old man dressed as a platypus who cleans up dinosaur poop all day.