It’s like voodoo economics.
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Ms. Granger? Can I get reimbursed for these expenses?
You have to fill out the paperwork first.
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I have it all here.
And three copies of each receipt.
Yes.
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And 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what it is.
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I have them.
You need the expenses approved by your supervisor.
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Which one? I have three,
All of them; but my records show that you have four.
Well, I haven't seen Mr. Ansmith in weeks.
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Oh, that's because he retired.
So I don't need his approval...
He's still technically your supervisor, so you still need it.
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Ummmm... can I get his home phone number from HR?
You'd need a Ouija board. By "retired" I meant "died."
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So... am I ever going to be reimbursed?
<SIGNS POINT TO NO>
You have to fill out the paperwork first.
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I have it all here.
And three copies of each receipt.
Yes.
---
And 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what it is.
---
I have them.
You need the expenses approved by your supervisor.
---
Which one? I have three,
All of them; but my records show that you have four.
Well, I haven't seen Mr. Ansmith in weeks.
---
Oh, that's because he retired.
So I don't need his approval...
He's still technically your supervisor, so you still need it.
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Ummmm... can I get his home phone number from HR?
You'd need a Ouija board. By "retired" I meant "died."
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So... am I ever going to be reimbursed?
<SIGNS POINT TO NO>
Nice Alice’s Restaurant reference!