Sturgeon’s Law is back! However, my update schedule will probably be less frequent than before. Sorry about that, but I was having trouble keeping up with two comics a week.

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Well, gas station food is better than nothing. G'day, mate!
I would like one dozen ostrich burgers, please.

We don't have any of those.

Sausage rolls?

Just ran out.

Wambatter-dipped fish?

That's not a thing.
Then how about--

We're out of pretty much everything.

Then I guess you'll have to slip another shrimp on the barbie!
We have egg salad sandwiches.