Better Than Nothing
Sturgeon’s Law is back! However, my update schedule will probably be less frequent than before. Sorry about that, but I was having trouble keeping up with two comics a week.
I would like one dozen ostrich burgers, please.
We don't have any of those.
Just ran out.
That's not a thing.
Then how about--
We're out of pretty much everything.
Then I guess you'll have to slip another shrimp on the barbie!
We have egg salad sandwiches.