Sturgeon's Law

Let's move on.

Fine, I'll kill him later.
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Come on, Max. Time to go back to the moon and rebuild the base.

With what?
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Death lasers, obviously.

Maybe some sort of plasma cannon, if Captain Idiot is paying for it.
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With what minions?
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The last batch died when the base blew.

So? They were insured.
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Actually, I didn't get the insurance.

What? Why?
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It's company policy.
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Our corporate liability insurance covers rentals. Getting additional insurance from the rental agency is unnecessary.
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So then what's the problem?

We hit the coverage limit for a single incident.

The moon base and the shuttle were very expensive assets.
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Why in the world did we take a policy with a cap?

There was an unusual clause hidden in the contract.
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We're a law firm. We pay, like, fifty people to read these things.
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Yes, but non of them figured that a Mel Brooks clause would ever get triggered.
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And this was the only policy that came with a free minibar.