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Okay, Marissa, you handle the EVA.
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We're landing in 15 minutes. When's the last time you logged stick time in a 300,000 pound spaceship?
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Fine, I'll do it myself. Stand by.
Idiot.
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I don't now why I left astrophysics for this.
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The unchecked power and opportunities for evil?
Yeah, probably.
She was great at teaching, though!
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Smith and Jones, you had the lowest scores on the exam, so you two have to fight to the death.
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My next experiment tests whether stealing my lunch from the fridge allows you to survive being shot into the sun.
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Johnson, report to Launch Pad 4.
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Max, why did you describe me as wearing-- Do you even know what a professor is?
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Like a teacher, but mean and vindictive?
...Lucky guess.
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We're landing in 15 minutes. When's the last time you logged stick time in a 300,000 pound spaceship?
---
Fine, I'll do it myself. Stand by.
Idiot.
---
I don't now why I left astrophysics for this.
---
The unchecked power and opportunities for evil?
Yeah, probably.
She was great at teaching, though!
---
Smith and Jones, you had the lowest scores on the exam, so you two have to fight to the death.
---
My next experiment tests whether stealing my lunch from the fridge allows you to survive being shot into the sun.
---
Johnson, report to Launch Pad 4.
---
Max, why did you describe me as wearing-- Do you even know what a professor is?
---
Like a teacher, but mean and vindictive?
...Lucky guess.
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