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Why do you eat this crap, anyway?
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Well, you know how there's less gravity on the moon?

Yes.
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Right, because there's no atmosphere to hold the gravities in.

Sure.
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I want to tape myself benching, like, 1200 pounds. And this stuff's full of protein.
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You added over half a ton of weight to my spaceship just for a stupid video?
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But it's for my YouTube channel!
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Just paint some styrofoam to look like weights.

But that would be cheating!

We work for a law firm. That ship sailed awhile ago.
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And this one's about to land, so get rid of your useless dumbells. They're dead weight that's holding us back.
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Pilot, stand by for landing.

One day, I'll get rid of mine.

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