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Ah, Jennifer. Perfect.
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(Jenn)
I was just telling the other minions here that I have a job opening that requires someone with your particular skillset.
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Yeh, I could never do it.
And I won't.
(Well, I...)
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We want to promote you -- on a trial basis, of course -- to Troubleshooting.
(I'm not really...)
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You wouldn't have to come into work until 11 each day.
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Done!
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Excellent, I'll tell Hong Tu to go ahead and transfer you from IT to Troubleshooting. Oh, and make sure you update your emergency contact info with HR. For, you know, entirely reasonable computer reasons.
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(Jenn)
I was just telling the other minions here that I have a job opening that requires someone with your particular skillset.
---
Yeh, I could never do it.
And I won't.
(Well, I...)
---
We want to promote you -- on a trial basis, of course -- to Troubleshooting.
(I'm not really...)
---
You wouldn't have to come into work until 11 each day.
---
Done!
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Excellent, I'll tell Hong Tu to go ahead and transfer you from IT to Troubleshooting. Oh, and make sure you update your emergency contact info with HR. For, you know, entirely reasonable computer reasons.
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