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So we can begin onboarding as soon as...

Is that blood?
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That's just from last year's blood drive. Some of the staff were a bit competitive. You know how lawyers are.
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But...

Don't worry. This year, our blood drive is strictly mostly-voluntary.
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But this other blood over here looks fresh.

We rent this space out as an abattoir each night. The warmth and dankness seal in the meat's freshness.
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Or so I'm told, anyway; I'm a vegetarian.
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I am too... now.

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